"Cobra Commander, it has come to my attention that too many of our Rattler squadrons have been losing to the Joes, so I am offering you this upgraded model: behold, the Dark Rattler!"

"The Dark Rattler comes complete with standard anti-radar reflective stealth screen technology, plus an impressive arsenal of weaponry: twin nose-mounted anti-personnel guns, air-to-air and air-to-ground missiles and bombs, and most impressively I might add, the standard rotating turret has been upgraded with our new pulse laser cannon! GI Joe won't stand a chance against us!"



"I've also modified the engine, landing gear, and wing assembly to make this a faster, more manueverable jet... which helped us reduce costs as well."
